Friday 27 March 2009

Like/Dislike



At the moment these things are springing up along tracks etc around Norwich. Metal 'art' that to me don't seem to serve a purpose, you can't sit on them, they don't look nice, they don't say anything, so don't quite understand why they are there. Can't seem to find out what they are for either!!! If anyone around this area knows anything about them then let me know!.

I joined Facebook yesterday - yes I know i'm probably light years behind everyone else!! Trying to navigate myself around it at the moment and trying to find friends!!!! Jane lent me some of hers!
Saw this joke on the Heidi Swapp Blog, enjoy!!
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 


Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 




'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 
 



'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 



 
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 
 



'For reading a book,' she replies, 


'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 



'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 




'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. 



'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 


'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 
 



'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 

 




MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

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